He also registered Sacharissa Cripslock and that bloody vampire iconographer moving through the aftermath, and talking to people.
The words Pratchett puts in Gaspode are pure Pratchett and are funny and insightful. You must be Commender Vimes end Ceptain Cerrot. Every investigative reporter needs a source and Pratchett gives us the Ankh-Morpork version of Deep Throat, this time in the form of Pratchetts most intelligent creations, Gaspode, the talking dog. There are problems of economics and technology as well as a criminal plot to get rid of the Patrician. Here, I em 'Our Correspondent From Rimwards Howondaland' to the Enkh-Morpork Times. This journal is not associated with him in any way, and no money is being made. The Times is now a far-reaching newspaper, reporting even wars in Borogravia, and commenting on which country was the aggressor, which was attacked without good reason, and what sorts of refugees will be showing up in Ankh-Morpork. This book chronicles the inception of the Ankh Morpork Times, and William de Wordes struggle to find and report the true truth to the public, whether they want to hear it or not. Otto Chriek and the Discworld are copyright Terry Pratchett, who is made of win. I told zem that zis is prejudiced against zer dead, especially since I myself haff been with zem since ze early days, but zey say it sounds better than "Life and Close Enough in Ze Multiverse." I am a black ribboner, haven't had a drop in years, ha ha! Zo if you could maybe stop zer pantink so much, please? It is just zat zer busoms heaving, it gets me a little distracted, and zen I vill have to sink zer songs and maybe haff a little bloodvurst and it's been in my pocket for a few mo- Oh, yes! Pardon, I am Otto Chriek, head iconographer for zer Ank-Morpork Times! Your picture vill be in ze paper isn't that exshitink? Yes, ve are doing a whole special feature: Life in Ze Multiverse. Everysink alright, yes? Eh, oh ze exploding into dust, please do not mind it, and I promise it is cow's b-blood only in zer vial.